Bloody Accept it Yaar!

"I am told to just be myself, but as much as I have practiced the impression, I am still no good at it."  ~Robert Brault

So, I am just telling this to myself! Because, it seems like how much ever I tell myself, I just don’t seem to accept that the ‘present’ is the only reality. Ok, don’t want to beat around the bush. Many of you might be able to relate to this.

 Often times we can hear ourselves saying, ‘I am just not like this, I am behaving this way coz of blah blah blah reasons,…I was such a patient person, I used to be so jovial, I used to be so positive, I used to a replacement for the word good & excellent!..(Man!)... But, now, I am having to change bcoz my circumstances are like this, bcoz I am not working, bcoz my health is bad, bcoz my husband doesn’t understand, bcoz I miss my family and friends, because I don’t get a break from work!’ Yes, I recurrently speak such stuff. Result, I am only irritating me! Really, I am irritated with myself for the first time. I gotta accept that if this is what I am saying, for a good year or more, then it might as well be that I have changed. Indeed, circumstances do change us. But, isn’t it  the ‘Test of life', to go through these circumstances and not change for the worse?

 Yes, it is the truth, I am a person who has lost a lot of my patience, so I have to term myself impatient. Hard to tag yourself this way, right? As though, we fear it is gonna become a permanent tag. But, can we not keep this tag, call the spade a spade and then try to change our game? Yes, change to the reverse gear and prove it that I was patient. Oh lord, why this denial! Often, I hear from relatives who are post 50yrs of age that they used to be this and that when they were young, and mind you, since my birth I wouldn’t have seen them that way! What are they speaking??? But, before I point towards others, I should be the first one to bloody accept, right or wrong reasons, fair or unfair, that, I have changed a lot in bad ways and may be a little for the good too. So, relieving my own soul, for my own good, I Nitsvitz accept that I am impatient, I am moody, I am short tempered, I am lazy and few more things. Yes, Yes, I was not like this before. To hell with that. Haha, but, I got the reality check ‘on’ now.  I know my hubby will be upset to see I am writing such stuff coz he is too soft on me, but, hopefully he realizes this step is for my own betterment.

My tips: love them or hate them

Note: I have not mentioned store names outside the US, but I am confident that you will find these solutions everywhere.

1.       If you are tired that the mirror/glass in your bathroom gets dirty with water marks or toothpaste marks (HAHA), then you can buy Anti-Tinter mirror sheet from any local lowes or home depot or even Wallmart. This will never let any stain stay on your mirror and you can never make out that a sheet is pasted on the mirror. This is a very economical solution ($5) and you will never have to clean your mirror again. A shiny bright mirror for you.

2.       Is it tiring to use a peeler to peel potatoes, cucumbers etc. all the time? Especially when you are expecting guests and have to make that last minute salad? Any krogers or other food store has a liquid called veggie peel mask, in which, you have to soak the veggies for 3 minutes and ooh la la, the peel comes off on its own. You can buy this bottle for a discounted price if you take 10 of them.( 10 for $10)

3.       You hate those snuggies, and are tired of throws?  Target and macys have a new Bi-polar sheet protector which looks very urban and also has polar magnetic effects which maintains your body balance and keeps you in good health and mood. Again, it comes for only $30 and stays lifelong.

4.       You think your shoe rack smells weird. Oh you think it doesn’t? Please go and check again.  You have tried those home perfumes/fresheners and the combination smell only makes it worse? Just use iodized salt and sprinkle them in your shoes for a day. The smell will vanish.

5.       My last tip: Tired of filling water in those filter jugs? Science has proven that if you cannot filter water, then take water in your mouth and gargle it thrice and it kills more bacteria than a filter.

Ok folks, thanks for reading the above. But before you try any of the above, let me tell you that the above info contains only imaginary stuff that I wish the world had, but, none of it is true!!! I thought it would be cool to play around a little. Caught ya!

Disclaimer: lowes, Macys, target, wallmart, krogers, homedepot, all this was a joke for some fun.